SillyGirl followed closely behind Jiang Siming, not leaving his side, and transformed into a chatterbox, constantly interacting with him.

"Hey handsome, what’s your name?"

"Is your voice real, or are you using a voice changer?"

"Can I have your WeChat, handsome?"

"Handsome..."

Jiang Siming was getting annoyed by the questions and wanted to turn off the area voice chat.

But every time, he was persuaded to keep it on by her persistent pleas.

While running from the blue zone, the two of them searched through some deserted compounds, and SillyGirl completely became Jiang Siming's little sidekick.

No matter what she picked up, she would ask if Jiang Siming needed it.

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Her goal was just to have a few more words with Jiang Siming.

This tactic was very effective and never failed.

Every time Jiang Siming replied, she would be overjoyed.

The old hag's face blossomed with a spring smile, making her stream viewers get goosebumps.

"Wow! handsome, I found a Kar98k! And an 8x scope, for you~"

"Uh, thanks."

Jiang Siming didn't refuse the goodwill and simply thanked her.

With a sniper rifle, he could kill more efficiently, speeding up the fragment drops.

"Well, can you tell me your name now, handsome?" SillyGirl pressed on.

"Jiang Siming, Siming as in 'command', and Ming as in 'bright'."

Having taken her good stuff, Jiang Siming felt it was only polite to give his name.

"Your name sounds so nice too, handsome~ You must be super handsome~"

SillyGirl became a simp, causing the livestream chat to burst into laughter and mockery.

"Old hag, promise me you won't be a simp, okay? Voice actors are good-looking? Don't make me laugh!"

"Simping will leave you with nothing in the end!"

"Silly, you look beautiful when you're boasting, but really pathetic when you're simping."

"Tsk tsk, who would've thought that the mighty SillyGirl would become a simp, hahaha, what a sight."

Despite the audience's teasing, SillyGirl felt a bit embarrassed.

Luckily, other players appeared, allowing her to change the subject.

"Hey handsome, someone is driving over from across the road! Should we run?"

SillyGirl was nervous; she didn't want to fight.

She was afraid if Jiang Siming died, she'd have to part with him.

"This is what I've been waiting for."

Jiang Siming, eager for fragments, wouldn't let the opportunity slip by.

He even wanted SillyGirl's head!

But since she was a girl, he hesitated to act.

"Should I go draw their fire? You can finish them off from behind, handsome," SillyGirl suggested.

"No need, I never miss a kill" Jiang Siming's confident voice rang out.

Though his voice was still super pleasant, SillyGirl couldn't help but smile wryly.

Not just her, but the million viewers in the livestream felt the same.

"This guy's ego is off the charts, who does he think he is?"

"Hilarious, this guy can't keep his mouth shut around women, just spouting nonsense."

"Waiting for him to get a reality check, can't stand this guy."

"You guys are so petty, I believe handsome can do it!"

"Exactly, handsome isn't just boasting!"

Most people thought, landing in such a safe spot, how could he be a pro?

"Alright then... let's fight him together, I have a frag grenade... let's wait until he gets closer, then..."

Before SillyGirl could finish, a gunshot rang out.

It was Jiang Siming firing the Kar98k.

SillyGirl smiled bitterly inside. Handsome, you're too confident.

The enemy is at least two hundred meters away, and they're driving. If you hit them, that'd be a miracle.

But after the gunshot, she saw through her 4x scope that the person in the speeding car fell out.

The body hit the ground, rolling several times, looking like it could be deep-fried in oil, making the kid next door drool with envy.

"Player [ming] killed player [wohenshuai] with a Kar98k."

Holy shit!

Everyone was shocked!

Is this real? Must be a lucky shot, right?

As everyone was in disbelief, another car fleeing the blue zone entered their view, a 'Dayun' brand motorcycle, speeding even faster.

Jiang Siming remained calm, ejecting the spent shell from the chamber and loading a new bullet, scoping in again.

Since it wasn't Jiang Siming's perspective, they couldn't see the aiming process.

They only saw him fire again less than a second after the first shot.

From the dusty Kar98k, a new bullet was fired, sparking from the muzzle.

It whistled towards the target Jiang Siming had set.

Then, another notification popped up in the top right corner.

"Player [ming] killed player [yuepaomameizi] with a Kar98k."

The livestream chat froze for a second, then erupted like boiling oil.

"Too fake, right? Two shots, two moving targets? And they were both driving!"

"Has to be hacking! Ban this loser!"

"Wait, this ID looks familiar."

"Holy shit! Isn't this the super pro who sniped 4am and Tuan Tuan yesterday!"

"Damn! It is! I was there last night, this guy's a real pro, Great God Wei personally confirmed it and even wanted to recruit him."

The audience was buzzing, bullet comments flying, and SillyGirl saw them too.

"Didn't expect big brother to be so good at the game... if I could add him on WeChat and play with him every day, wouldn't my ears be pregnant every day? And I could ride his coattails, rank up effortlessly, hahaha..."

Thinking of this, SillyGirl decisively ran out to loot for Jiang Siming, bringing back anything he might need.

"Big brother, which of these do you want? Take whatever you like! If it's not enough, I'll loot more!"

SillyGirl said boldly, sounding like a hostess entertaining a guest.

Little did she know, all these items were from Jiang Siming's own kills.

"No need, just bring the car over, we need to run from the blue zone."

After killing two people and not getting a single fragment, Jiang Siming was a bit disappointed.

"Okay!" SillyGirl obediently ran to get the car.

"Do you want to drive, or should I, Brother Ming?" SillyGirl asked sweetly, her tone as gentle as could be, completely different from her usual livestream persona.

And she was already calling him Brother Ming, without any awkwardness, just sweetly.

Jiang Siming couldn't shut her up, so he said, "I'll drive, we need to cross a bridge soon, there might be people blocking it, driving skills are important."

"Okay, then I'll sit next to you and block bullets for you!"

SillyGirl, fully embracing her role as a simp today, even chose not to drive a sedan but the most unstable motorcycle.

Her little scheme was immediately seen through by the livestream viewers.

Proofreader & Editor: Howard Wong